The Mercedes Benz GTC is a beautiful new coupe from Mercedes Benz.
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The Mercedes Benz GTC is a beautiful new coupe from Mercedes Benz. Vehicles are purchased for their functionality but not necessarily for their practicality. This vehicle is functional in that you could be the ugliest woman in the world or the shortest man with an entirely bald head but if you own or drive this vehicle, you will not need to defend your functionality on the mere basis that you have ten toes and ten fingers. You will be able to tell people not only what you want to eat at Pret a' Sze Sze(TM) or Pret a' Manger but you will be able to tell them how much time you have and also how to cook it. When you do, the police will not show up in spite of the accusation that you caused a disturbance since you would have to be the King of England to drive this vehicle or possibly one of his humble sons with 24 hour protection to watch the vehicle every time you park since the world is not what it used to be. You could also ask people if they know who you are and they would probably just be dazzled with a sense of privilege that words cannot express; words cannot express. The neon yellow truck is not only a collectors' item but it provides all the benefits of the GTC whether or not you are the ugliest or the most beautiful human being in the world under 5 ' 1" and over 90 years old. The truck is functional and practical and looks great at the Opera as you wear clothing such as an Indochino(TM) suit or a Carolina Herrera(TM) dress.
The official specifications from Mercedes Benz indicate the following:
"...a further output level of the 4.0-litre V8 biturbo. At 410 kW (557 hp), the peak output is 35 kW (47 hp) above that of the AMG GT S and 20 kW (28 hp) below the Mercedes-AMG GT R. The maximum torque of 680 newton metres is available from 1900 to 5750 rpm. A sprint from zero to 100 km/h is absolved in 3.7 seconds, and this fulminating acceleration only ends at the top speed of 316 km/h."
Fuel consumption combined: 9.6-9.4 l/100 km;
combined CO₂ emissions: 224-219 g/km.*
There is a seven speed gear box and the entire package represents itself as a drive-in vehicle for ice cream on Sunday or as the perfect honey moon vehicle as a rental to put your stamp on the route 66.
Danka Mercedes Benz for this nostalgic but visionary time piece that not only captures the traditional essence of motoring but a precise fulmination of modern engineering techniques that utilize 3D printers.
Photo and article by Warren Augustine Lyon, graduate of grade 12 at Unionville High School, RSGC grade 13, UWO, BA, Honors and the U of L (SOAS), LL.B(Hons).
Journalist and Consultant. http://autoshowtelevision.blogspot.ca/2017/03/the-mercedes-benz-gtc.html
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The Mercedes Benz GTC Originally posted on January 11th, 2017.
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